Best Quotes

Best 49 Funny Friendship Quotes.

A good friend knows how you take your coffee. A great friend adds booze

Funny Friendship Quotes.

Welcome to the collection of hilarity and lightheartedness, we present to you a handpicked selection of 49 funny friendship quotes. Friends are the spice of life, the ones who bring laughter and joy to our everyday adventures.

These quotes put light on the essence of true camaraderie, showcasing the humorous side of the bond we share with our closest companions.

Here’s a list of the best 49 funny friendship quotes:

  1. “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
  2. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.”
  3. “Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”
  4. “I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… well, maybe.”
  5. “A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”
  6. “Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stick to your face like seashells.”
  7. “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
  8. “Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”
  9. “A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!'”
  10. “We’re so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don’t get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our witty remarks.”
  11. “Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re there… especially when they owe you money.”
  12. “Friendship is like a bank account. You can’t keep drawing on it without making deposits.”
  13. “If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
  14. “Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear.”
  15. “A good friend knows how you take your coffee. A great friend adds booze.”
  16. “I love that our effortless friendship requires minimal effort.”
  17. “Friendship is discovering that you both have the same weirdness level.”
  18. “Friends are therapists you can drink with.”
  19. “A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself… and especially to feel foolish.”
  20. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone. They join in the stupidity.”
  21. “Friends don’t let friends wear bad outfits… alone.”
  22. “Friends are like bras. They support you and make you look good, but they’re always close to your heart.”
  23. “We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends.”
  24. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”
  25. “Friendship is like a chocolate chip cookie. Even when it’s crumbling, it still tastes delicious.”
  26. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
  27. “Friendship is like peeling an onion. The more layers you peel, the more likely you’ll start crying.”
  28. “Friends are the family you choose to be annoyed by.”
  29. “Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there to make you trip.”
  30. “Friends are like snow. If you pee on them, they disappear… and you’re left freezing in the cold.”
  31. “A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a great egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”
  32. “Friendship is like money. Easier made than kept.”
  33. “Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.”
  34. “Best friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.”
  35. “A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body. No questions asked.”
  36. “Friends are like rainbows. They brighten your day when you see them, but they disappear quickly.”
  37. “A true friend is someone who knows all your faults and still loves you… or at least pretends to.”
  38. “Good friends offer a shoulder to cry on. Best friends offer a shovel to bury the body.”
  39. “Friends don’t let friends wear ugly outfits alone.”
  40. “A true friend is someone who knows you’re completely insane but still chooses to be seen in public with you.”
  41. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'”
  42. “Friends are like bras. Always close to your heart and there for support.”
  43. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
  44. “A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself and especially to feel foolish.”
  45. “Friends are like fine wine. They get better with age… and after a few glasses.”
  46. “A friend is someone who knows all your stories, but still, stay friends with you.”
  47. “Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.”
  48. “Friends don’t let friends take bad selfies.”
  49. “A true friend is someone who is always there to listen to your nonsense and pretend to believe it.”

Enjoy these funny friendship quotes with your friends! Check out here moreĀ  best Quotes collection for you!