Best Beetlejuice quotes

Prepare to enter the whimsical and macabre world of Beetlejuice, a beloved character known for his wild antics, irreverent humor, and iconic one-liners.

From the moment he bursts onto the scene, Beetlejuice captivates audiences with his unique personality and ghostly charm.

In this collection of Beetlejuice quotes, we will explore his eccentric realm, where the line between the living and the afterlife blurs. These quotes capture the essence of Beetlejuice’s wit, audacity, and offbeat charisma, reminding us why he has become a cultural icon.

Here’s a unique list of Beetlejuice quotes:

1. “It’s showtime!” – Beetlejuice
2. “I’m the ghost with the most, babe.” – Beetlejuice
3. “It’s show business, baby!” – Beetlejuice
4. “I’m a ghost, with the most, babe!” – Beetlejuice
5. “I’m the ghost host with the most, babe.” – Beetlejuice
6. “You’re working with a professional here!” – Beetlejuice
7. “I’ve seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!” – Beetlejuice
8. “It’s not every day you get a chance to haunt a house.” – Beetlejuice
9. “I’m the bio-exorcist.” – Beetlejuice
10. “Hey, nice fucking model!” – Beetlejuice
11. “It’s just like the DMV, only less crowded.” – Beetlejuice
12. “Ah, well, I attended Juilliard. I’m a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague, and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!” – Beetlejuice
13. “I’m the ghost with the most, babe. Whoa, is my face red? I’m just kidding, I can’t turn red. But you should see your faces!” – Beetlejuice
14. “I’m the ghost with the most, babe. If you don’t believe me, ask your dead friends.” – Beetlejuice
15. “It’s all about the perks. You gotta do it right, babe.” – Beetlejuice
16. “I’m a ghost. I’ve been to the other side. I know what it’s like.” – Beetlejuice
17. “If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn’t have had my little accident.” – Beetlejuice
18. “Don’t mind her. She’s still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister.” – Beetlejuice
19. “I’m Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!” – Beetlejuice
20. “What I lack in social graces, I make up for with an alarming lack of restraint.” – Beetlejuice
21. “It’s a little late for prayers and flattery, don’t you think?” – Beetlejuice
22. “It’s like being on a permanent vacation. I love it!” – Beetlejuice
23. “Hey, where’d you get those clothes? At the toilet store?” – Beetlejuice
24. “Relax. It’s only the Netherworld.” – Beetlejuice
25. “I’m the ghost host with the most.” – Beetlejuice
26. “Hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort?” – Beetlejuice
27. “There’s only one way to beat the house. Cheat!” – Beetlejuice
28. “I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum.” – Beetlejuice
29. “It’s all part of my master plan.” – Beetlejuice
30. “I’m your worst nightmare!” – Beetlejuice
31. “You know, I’m feeling a little tired. Mind if we switched seats?” – Beetlejuice
32. “Ah, the ghost with the most, babe, is always ready to party!” – Beetlejuice
33. “Nice to meet you. I’m the afterlife’s leading bio-exorcist.” – Beetlejuice
34. “It’s a nice day for a… fright wedding!” – Beetlejuice
35. “Hey, I didn’t make the rules. I’m just here to break ’em.” – Beetlejuice
36. “I’ve been running scams on the living for years, and there’s still plenty of room for more.” – Beetlejuice
37. “Why don’t you invite me in, and we’ll shake, shake, shake, Senora!” – Beetlejuice
38. “You bunch of losers! You’re working with a professional here!” – Beetlejuice
39. “It’s the ghostly genius, at your service!” – Beetlejuice
40. “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose!” – Beetlejuice
41. “Well, well, well… what have we got here?” – Beetlejuice
42. “I’m the ghost host with the most.” – Beetlejuice
43. “Ah, the afterlife. Just like life, but without the living part.” – Beetlejuice
44. “We’ve come for your daughter, Chuck.” – Beetlejuice
45. “It’s time to break out of the waiting room and into the action!” – Beetlejuice
46. “I’m a professional, honey. I get paid to do what I do.” – Beetlejuice
47. “You know what they say: You can’t keep a good ghost down!” – Beetlejuice
48. “You’re messing with the wrong bio-exorcist!” – Beetlejuice
49. “Don’t you hate it when you have to go back in the house because you forgot your limbs?” – Beetlejuice

These quotes capture the quirky and memorable lines of Beetlejuice, the iconic character from the movie of the same name. Each quote showcases Beetlejuice’s irreverent humor, mischievous nature, and his knack for making an impression. Enjoy these quotes and let them bring back fond memories of this cult classic film.