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Dumb and Dumber Quotes

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Dumb and Dumber Quotes

In the classic funny comedy “Dumb and Dumber,” directed by the Farrelly brothers, two lovable but dim-witted friends embark on a wild and absurd journey that takes “unconventional” to a whole new level.

From iconic catchphrases to laugh-out-loud one-liners, these quotes highlight the unique blend of slapstick comedy and absurdity that has made “Dumb and Dumber” a beloved classic.

Here’s a 20 best quotes from the comedy film “Dumb and Dumber”:

  1. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance?”
  2. “Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!”
  3. “Why would I want to marry you? I don’t even like you!”
  4. “We got no food, no jobs… our pets’ heads are falling off!”
  5. “Harry, I took care of it. I traded our van for a moped.”
  6. “I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.”
  7. “We’re really doing it, Harry! We’re really doing it!”
  8. “Our pets’ heads are falling off!”
  9. “Kick his ass, Sea Bass!”
  10. “I’m talking about a place where the beer flows like wine, where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talking about a little place called Aspen.”
  11. “We’ve landed on the moon!”
  12. “Just go man! I don’t want to hold you back from all the fun.”
  13. “That John Denver’s full of sh*t, man.”
  14. “Nice set of hooters you got there!… The owls. They’re beautiful!”
  15. “We’re in the Rockies. Beautiful. God’s country. I love it!”
  16. “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!”
  17. “You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?!”
  18. “Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?”
  19. “You know Lloyd, just when I think you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!”
  20. “We got no food, no jobs, our pets’ heads are falling off, and I’ve got no wheels!”

These quotes capture the zany, offbeat humor and memorable moments from “Dumb and Dumber,” a comedy that follows the hilarious misadventures of two well-meaning but incredibly dim-witted friends. Check out here more quotes collection from movies TV shows.