Ferris Bueller Quotes

In the timeless coming-of-age comedy “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” directed by John Hughes, a charismatic high school student named Ferris Bueller embarks on an epic adventure that encapsulates the spirit of youthful rebellion and seizing the day.

Throughout this beloved film, a treasure trove of memorable quotes emerges, showcasing Ferris’s irreverent humor, insightful musings, and knack for challenging the status quo.

Here’s a best list of quotes from the iconic film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”:

1. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
2. “The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do?'”
3. “I did have a test today. That wasn’t bulls**t. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European, I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialist? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.”
4. “I don’t trust a man who wears his sunglasses indoors.”
5. “Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”
6. “I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?”
7. “Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.”
8. “I’m not going to sit on my a** as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.”
9. “I simulate drowning and monkeys love me.”
10. “Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”
11. “Life is too short to go to high school.”
12. “You can’t respect somebody who kisses your a**. It just doesn’t work.”
13. “Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.”
14. “I’m not really interested in what you’re selling, Mr. Rooney. I’m more interested in what you’re buying.”
15. “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.”
16. “We’ll drive home backwards.”
17. “I’ll go, I’ll go. I’ll go, I’ll go. I’ll go. Sh**!”
18. “I’m Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago!”
19. “My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”
20. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

These quotes capture the wit, rebellious spirit, and carefree philosophy of the iconic character Ferris Bueller, played by Matthew Broderick, and have contributed to the film’s enduring popularity and cult status. Check out here more Popular Quotes from Movies and Tv Shows.