Funny Good Luck Quotes

Funny Good Luck Quotes

Good luck has a notorious way of remaining elusive when we search for it the hardest. Yet in life’s most ironic moments, it has a funny way of finding us when we least expect it.

As the following jokes and witty words from comedians, philosophers, and sages show, the best way to court luck may be to simply keep our sense of humor.

With a dollop of irony and a pinch of positivity, we can laugh at luck’s quirks instead of cursing its bad timing. Whether it’s coming to terms with a seemingly unlucky hand we’ve been dealt or opening our minds to luck suddenly appearing from unlikely places, these humorous quotes provide some side-splitting wisdom on welcoming good fortune into our lives.

Here’s a list of funny good luck quotes:

  1. “Good luck is when opportunity meets preparation. Bad luck is when lack of preparation meets reality.” – Anonymous
  2. “May your luck be as steady as your Wi-Fi signal.” – Unknown
  3. “I used to think bad luck was more fun to tell. But good luck is the best kind of story you can ever tell.” – Jason Mraz
  4. “I have a simple philosophy. Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. And scratch where it itches.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
  5. “I haven’t reported my missing luck yet because I don’t want the police looking for it.” – Anonymous
  6. “Good luck, you magnificent unicorn!” – Unknown
  7. “The hardest thing about luck is that you can’t depend on it.” – Anonymous
  8. “May the odds be ever in your favor.” – The Hunger Games
  9. “May the force be with you… and your luck too!” – Unknown
  10. “When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.” – Anonymous
  11. “Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” – Suzanne Collins
  12. “Luck is my middle name. Too bad my first name is Bad.” – Anonymous
  13. “Here’s to hoping your luck is better than your cooking!” – Unknown
  14. “I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.” – Steven Wright
  15. “Good luck: a sudden, unexpected event bringing joy to the undeserving.” – Anonymous
  16. “Good luck finding someone who puts up with you as well as I do!” – Unknown
  17. “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.” – Charles Schulz
  18. “Luck is what happens when preparation meets hilarious memes.” – Seneca
  19. “I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.” – Thomas Jefferson (Famous hard worker)
  20. “You’re so lucky to have me wishing you good luck!” – Unknown
  21. “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” – A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
  22. “May your luck be like a squirrel – always one step ahead of the dog.” – Unknown
  23. “When one door closes, another opens. But we often look so regretfully upon the closed door that we don’t see the one that has opened for us.” – Alexander Graham Bell
  24. “Good luck in your endeavors, may they be as fruitful as an avocado.” – Unknown
  25. “Just when the caterpillar thought the world was ending, he turned into a butterfly.” – Proverb
  26. “I’ve crossed my fingers, toes, and eyes for you. Good luck!” – Unknown
  27. “I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.” – W.C. Fields
  28. “Luck is like a fart, if you force it too hard, it’s probably crap.” – Unknown
  29. “May you someday be carbon neutral.” – Anonymous
  30. “May your luck be like a drunk magician – unpredictable and entertaining!” – Unknown
  31. “Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry.” – Anonymous
  32. “Good luck! May your troubles be as few and as far between as grandma’s teeth.” – Unknown
  33. “Good luck beating the odds – and don’t forget to be awesome.” – Anonymous
  34. “May your luck be as abundant as the confetti in a New Year’s Eve party!” – Unknown
  35. “I’m so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I’d come out sucking my thumb.” – Anonymous

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and add a bit of humor to your well-wishes! Good luck to you or the person you’re sending these quotes to! Check out here more best quotes collections, You May Love !