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51 Funny Love Quotes

Funny Love Quotes

Funny Love Quotes

Love can make us feel all kinds of emotions – happiness, excitement, even anxiety. But it should also make us laugh. After all, relationships are full of amusing little moments if you stop to appreciate them.

To add some humor and levity to matters of the heart, here are 51 funny love quotes that will make you chuckle. Whether you want to make your partner laugh or have a cute saying to put in a Valentine’s Day card, these silly sayings capture the hilarious side of romance.

From cheesy pick-up lines to pop culture references, these funny love quotes poke fun at the trials and tribulations of relationships. So read on for some comical quips about the crazy, fun adventure that is love! Now brace yourself for non-stop laughter and smiles as you enjoy these 31 funny love quotes.

Here is a list of 51 funny love quotes for you:

  1. “Love is like finding Nemo in a haystack.”
  2. “I love you like a squirrel loves acorns – relentlessly.”
  3. “Love is sharing your popcorn even when you only have a few pieces left.”
  4. “My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending and irrational.”
  5. “You’re the reason I check my phone every five minutes – just in case I missed your text.”
  6. “Love is being weird together. And we’re the champions of weirdness!”
  7. “You stole a pizza my heart, and that’s a cheesy love story.”
  8. “If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
  9. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”
  10. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m bad at poetry, but I love you.”
  11. “I promise to always be by your side or under you or on top. Wait, that came out wrong!”
  12. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.”
  13. “You’re the avocado to my toast – essential and always in trend.”
  14. “Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.”
  15. “Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely populated by sharks dressed as dolphins.”
  16. “I love you even when I’m hangry, and that’s saying a lot.”
  17. “You’re the WiFi to my heart, connecting me to all the feels.”
  18. “Life without you is like a pencil without lead – pointless.”
  19. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”
  20. “I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.”
  21. “You know it’s love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you’re not part of their happiness.”
  22. “The only thing we have in common is that we’re both wrong for each other.”
  23. “I love you and it’s getting expensive.”
  24. “I love you, but I love tacos more.”
  25. “I’m not sleeping. I’m just looking at you lovingly.”
  26. “I love you more than there are stars in the sky and fish in the sea.”
  27. “I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.”
  28. “If love is blind, then maybe a deaf person is a better choice.”
  29. “I love you more than bacon.”
  30. “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
  31. “We go together like peas and carrots. And by peas and carrots, I mean alcohol and regrettable decisions.”
  32. “You had me at ‘free food.'”
  33. “I love you like fat kids love cake.”
  34. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
  35. “Of all the girls I’ve met, you’re one of them.”
  36. “If you were a booger I’d pick you first.”
  37. “Every time I see you, I get butterflies…and boners.”
  38. “You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.”
  39. “Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”
  40. “Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.”
  41. “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!”
  42. “Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.”
  43. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.'”
  44. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is pretty messed up.”
  45. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
  46. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.”
  47. “Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
  48. “I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”
  49. “You make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.”
  50. “If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.'”
  51. “Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.”

Humor is subjective, so feel free to pick the ones that resonate the most with your sense of humor and the personality of your loved one. Check out here some more Best Quotes collections, You May like!