Funny Movie Quotes

Laughter, a universal language that knows no boundaries, has the power to lift our spirits and brighten our days. In the realm of cinema, funny movie quotes have etched themselves into the collective consciousness, becoming timeless gems of humor that leave us in stitches.

From witty one-liners to clever quips, these comedic moments have become iconic, serving as delightful reminders of the joy that movies bring to our lives.

In this collection of funny movie quotes, we will walk you on a delightful journey through a diverse array of genres and eras, exploring the comedic brilliance of writers, actors, and directors who have gifted us with moments of sheer hilarity.

Here’s a powerful list of funny movie quotes:

1. “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” – “The Devil Wears Prada” (2006)
2. “I’m kind of a big deal.” – “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004)
3. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – “The Office” (TV Series)
4. “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.” – “The Godfather” (1972)
5. “I’m a peacock, you gotta let me fly!” – Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
6. “I feel the need… the need for speed!” – “Top Gun” (1986)
7. “You had me at ‘hello’.” – “Jerry Maguire” (1996)
8. “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” – “2001: A Space Odyssey” (1968)
9. “You can’t handle the truth!” – “A Few Good Men” (1992)
10. “Why so serious?” – “The Dark Knight” (2008)
11. “To infinity and beyond!” – “Toy Story” (1995)
12. “Houston, we have a problem.” – “Apollo 13” (1995)
13. “Hasta la vista, baby.” – “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991)
14. “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.” – “Forrest Gump” (1994)
15. “There’s no place like home.” – “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)
16. “You’re killing me, Smalls!” – “The Sandlot” (1993)
18. “You can’t go out looking like that. The fifth-grade dance is your first step on the road to becoming a woman!” – “Mean Girls” (2004)
19. “I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” – “Notting Hill” (1999)
20. “It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” – “The Hangover” (2009)
21. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” – “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004)
22. “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and… blow.” – “To Have and Have Not” (1944)
23. “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.” – “The Notebook” (2004)
24. “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!” – “Braveheart” (1995)
25. “You can’t change your past, but you can let go and start your future.” – “The Pursuit of Happyness” (2006)
26. “If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!” – “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” (1994)
27. “I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious.” – The Office (2005-2013)
28. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” – “Forrest Gump” (1994)
29. “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” – “Animal House” (1978)
30. “I’m sorry I can’t put my arms around you. I don’t want to accidentally crush your ribs.” – “10 Things I Hate About You” (1999)
31. “I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” – “Notting Hill” (1999)
32. “Oh, it’s not the speed, really; it’s the sudden stop at the end.” – “Jurassic Park” (1993)
33. “You can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!” – “Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb” (1964)
34. “Do or do not. There is no try.” – “Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back” (1980)
35. “I am Groot.” – “Guardians of the Galaxy” (2014)
36. “I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” – Mean Girls (2004)
37. “If you’re going to start quoting me, please give me some warning. I don’t like surprises.” – “When Harry Met Sally…” (1989)
38. “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” – “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” (1992)
39. “Why don’t you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number, and make that a little louder?” – “This Is Spinal Tap” (1984)
40. “There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining.” – “Mean Girls” (2004)
41. “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” – “Dirty Dancing” (1987)
42. “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” – “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988)
43. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” – “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986)
44. “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” – “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” (2004)
45. “You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.” – “Hitch” (2005)
46. “It’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!” – “Despicable Me” (2010)
47. “Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.” – Airplane! (1980)
48. “Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.” – “Heathers” (1988)
49. “It’s a trap!” – “Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi” (1983)
50. “Here’s looking at you, kid.” – “Casablanca” (1942)
51. “Are you not entertained?” – “Gladiator” (2000)
52. “I’ll have what she’s having.” – “When Harry Met Sally…” (1989)
53. “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?” – “Meet the Parents” (2000)
54. “You’re a wizard, Harry.” – “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” (2001)

These hilarious movie quotes tickle our funny bones and remind us of the joy that a good laugh can bring. From classic comedies to epic adventures, these lines have left a lasting impression on audiences worldwide, making us smile and chuckle long after the credits roll. Check out here more Quotes Collection from movies and TV Shows.