Ricky Bobby Quotes

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Ricky Bobby Quotes

These quotes capture the humorous, eccentric, and outrageous personality of Ricky Bobby, played by Will Ferrell, and showcase the comedic charm that made “Talladega Nights” a beloved sports comedy.

Here’s a list of the best quotes from the movie “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby,” featuring the character Ricky Bobby:

  1. “If you ain’t first, you’re last.”
  2. “Shake and bake!”
  3. “I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.”
  4. “Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell.”
  5. “I’m Ricky Bobby. If you don’t chew Big Red, then f**k you.”
  6. “You gotta learn to drive with the fear. And there ain’t nothin’ more God damn frightening than drivin’ with a live cougar in the car.”
  7. “It’s the story of a man who could only count to #1.”
  8. “I’m on fire! I’m on fire! Help me, Jesus! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!”
  9. “I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.”
  10. “You don’t understand, baby. When you’re a professional racecar driver, you don’t wear no regular underwear. I’m not talking silk, okay? I’m talking leopard print, silk underwear.”
  11. “I’m not sure what to do with my hands.”
  12. “Hey, I’m Ricky Bobby. When you’re workin’ on your mysterious lady parts and stuff, you should have the right tools too, and that’s why you should use… Maypax. The official tampon of NASCAR.”
  13. “I’ve sent in my application to the Real World. So I’m hoping to hear back from that. I’m putting a lot of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I’m also thinking about getting a gun and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer.”
  14. “It’s the greatest day of my life! I’m alive!”
  15. “I’m just a big, hairy, American winning machine!”
  16. “When I was 10 years old, I beat up a kid named Bobby Boucher. He peed his pants. He told everybody that I did it. And then, the next week, he came back and he did it again. So I beat him up again.”
  17. “If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!”
  18. “I’m not sure, but I think I might be too drunk to drive.”
  19. “You gotta unleash your inner cougar, baby!”
  20. “I’m flying through the air. This is not good.”

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